Wednesday, August 19, 2009

eye for an eye,tooth for tooth

when i rule the world.. this is my only law but sort of edited..=)

-the holdapers and snatchers hands will be cut off using a bread knife until it's removed.
-people who steal money will be coined to death.(like stoned to death)
-disrepectful drivers specially in the moonwalk las piƱas will have their lips stapled and then thrown in the pit like in the movie 300.
-politicians who indulgde in gluttony will cut be down until they die using papercut ways
-horny and maniac people who stare in such seducing dresses and curves of women. their nipples will be cut down using a nail cutter.
-drug addicts will be injected to be continued.. hehe..sorry..

3 comments:

Claudine Claudio said...

cool. can't wait for you to be president.

i'd like to suggesst, miss president, rapists should be castrated.

Anonymous said...

Ms. Presdent, pa-aircon mo na din yung buong Pilipinas. Thank you po.

reklamadork said...

hehe, guys si alvin nagsulat nito wala ko kinalaman dyan... author sya sa blog ko, hehe...first lady lang ako ;)