Wednesday, August 19, 2009

eye for an eye,tooth for tooth

when i rule the world.. this is my only law but sort of edited..=)

-the holdapers and snatchers hands will be cut off using a bread knife until it's removed.
-people who steal money will be coined to death.(like stoned to death)
-disrepectful drivers specially in the moonwalk las piƱas will have their lips stapled and then thrown in the pit like in the movie 300.
-politicians who indulgde in gluttony will cut be down until they die using papercut ways
-horny and maniac people who stare in such seducing dresses and curves of women. their nipples will be cut down using a nail cutter.
-drug addicts will be injected to be continued.. hehe..sorry..

it's election time!

Haha.. it's fun to see politicians one year before the election..
it's only the time for them to do some "public service"

-they love to do waiting sheds,o how nice but it isn't used that much just for the rain.they don't do it in strategic locations for commuters to wait for the ride.
-they love to put tarpaulins and say that they care.
-they love to fix roads,even though it's just not an important one and not destroyed.. they will demolish it and do the road.. and how ironic that the life span of the road is just exact after they are elected again to be fixed..
-they love to put advocacy ads that doesn't help us in our lives.. im also from tondo,im not conyo,i don't use my very long time fiancee to boost my popularity,i don't use celebrity.. in not a politician anyway.. what the fuck.. advertisement doesn't help our economy to rise.
-they love to put each other down just for them to be exposed more in television..
-they also help the members of the famuly to have a position in the government.. they say it's free scholarship from kuya B.... but it's just the money of the gov't

other ways to do other that eat a meal worth 1 million pesos

One congressman said it's ONLY 1 million pesos.. but to us middle class to lower class population which makes most of the population, it's a lot of damn money. I could-

-buy a small house and a 2nd hand car
-i could enroll in college again without help of my parents.
-i could donate it to the church(why not)
-i'm a drummer,so i could buy the latest gears
-i could invest in such business like a small studio,or buy a franchise of some small food stands
-i could buy lots of candies and lots of c2
-i could eat many fine dining resto here and not consume the million in one eating even though i treat a whole orchestra
-i could venture in computer shop business and let other customers write a blog about the stupendous meal worth 1million
-i could give the money to such NGO's that only depends on donations but does a lot more than a politician..
-my point,there are million better ways to spend the million other that eating it in one night.